Dear Ex-Husband

Dear Ex-husband,

Karma is a b****!  You cheat on me with her – leave me because you “fell in love”… Now look what you did – got some OTHER girl pregnant.  Looks like you’ll be paying child support for THREE instead of two – way to make me look like an angel in the divorce.
Oh, and what in the world made you believe that kicking your PREGNANT girlfriend out of your house was going to make it look any better?

- Your better off without you ex-wife